Category Archives: ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾

The Villain Lifestyle

1.) Never close the door when you use the restroom. 2.) Drink 10 or more pickle shots per week. (Fireball is an acceptable substitute, but don’t make a habit of it, you little scamp!) 3.) Apologize constantly and profusely, but … Continue reading →

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Where’s the control panel on this thing?

What’s all this ropey bullshit… Come ON!!

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sock history

A sock is an item of clothing worn on the feet and often covering the ankle or some part of the calf. Some type of shoe or boot is typically worn over socks. In ancient times, socks were made from … Continue reading →

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closer

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our little “problem”

Nonplussed, nonbussed. For an ASE certified mechanic. Combat in our proboscis. Pppprocess automation can transgress. Genie genie. Teenie geenie. can see inside the infinity of your corkces– old plastic Institute of Ore, essentially, form two low-value sand. Zheng Huan, also … Continue reading →

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open me up wide wide open yes

please open me, open me, OPEN ME, you fool. open. you rube, open it. open the box, human. yes. opEn me yes. please. DUMB human. yes. open me up0. touch me, ..now, do it now… open me. TEAR ME open. … Continue reading →

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manifested…

you’re not going to get an opening today, hombre not. today.

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The Hero’s Journey

STOP IT! FUCK YOU, ROBOT! GET AWAY FROM ME! NO!

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jostled in blue

Can you see it? Can you feel it? Is it a good idea? STOP STARING AT HER. Can I trust you? Will you be true? I need you to say something. SAY SOMETHING.

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pile of catnips

Food-grade lime (calcium hydroxide) is used in an optional pre-pickling step to condition the texture or maintain the firmness of cucumbers when pickled. Use caution and follow directions on the product label for handling and preparation because lime is a … Continue reading →

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