Category Archives: ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾

greetings and salutations, hungry mister. you sure look *political*!

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stop laughing at me

exploitation. THIS IS EXPLOITATION. exploitation. CHe3ck.CHECK. Is this exploitation yet? Hello? Is anybody there?

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your debt has been repaid

And now your roaches will feed heartily!

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I’m So Very Sorry That I Was Late, Friends.

I did not know. Very, very sorry. So sorry. Yes, yes. Sorry. Please forgive him. Forgive him for his sins. I don’t know if you’ll be able to do this. It’s complicated. It’s not good. I am worried about your … Continue reading

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presence felt, presence unwanted

You may have forgotten about me, engineer, but I have not forgotten about you.

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empty floor, empty heart

You were old once, but now you’re new. Can you cancel it, or is it true? How disruptive!

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JERICHO

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The Villain Lifestyle

1.) Never close the door when you use the restroom. 2.) Drink 10 or more pickle shots per week. (Fireball is an acceptable substitute, but don’t make a habit of it, you little scamp!) 3.) Apologize constantly and profusely, but … Continue reading

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Where’s the control panel on this thing?

What’s all this ropey bullshit… Come ON!!

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sock history

A sock is an item of clothing worn on the feet and often covering the ankle or some part of the calf. Some type of shoe or boot is typically worn over socks. In ancient times, socks were made from … Continue reading

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