Monthly Archives: July 2017

have you ever tried sticking a pineapple in the toilet?

no no, seriously.

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put down that fucking guitar

If you suspect that you are the victim of A neuroblastoma, and your interactions with the family member are consistently painful – you may want to set some boundaries for your health’s sake. Know how much you can continue to reach … Continue reading

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tongue me

some may think me a hedonistic man. not so. you will find me quite rigid and consistent.. especially in the case of my ablutions.

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Pilates??

Sorry, but I don’t think so.

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gerald ford’s home for tiger atheists

Someone’s got a healthy glow about them! How long?

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KCAB M’I

Go get ’em, slugger. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Pin the tail on that donkey. You can teach a horse to fish, but you can’t keep him warm. Give him a wise trick, mile take he’ll … Continue reading

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SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT DOWN!!

no. wait. don’t. don’t shut it down.

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