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Triple the coral, and I’m on the run. Don’t forget what I told you about my prescriptions.

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The Villain Lifestyle

1.) Never close the door when you use the restroom. 2.) Drink 10 or more pickle shots per week. (Fireball is an acceptable substitute, but don’t make a habit of it, you little scamp!) 3.) Apologize constantly and profusely, but … Continue reading

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lESS mACARONI,

yØu put yoL ùur right hanˆä7d in; 9Éœ£ˆ put yàJ¥vÍS´JâqÄdour right hand out; yop<GÙA´æ1ˆpí lÍt hanËÄãÞ²¨™ß.¨2~”•@3˜œ`M “Bb0çëMd in; anƒ you shÂÄke it all abo,Ù´t; you CdoâFe ttthhokéÃây p®key and you turŒN yourself around; ó:Õhat’s what it’s Å«l ab§ut;

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