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The Villain Lifestyle

1.) Never close the door when you use the restroom. 2.) Drink 10 or more pickle shots per week. (Fireball is an acceptable substitute, but don’t make a habit of it, you little scamp!) 3.) Apologize constantly and profusely, but … Continue reading

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sleepy matters

I’m bored. My arm hurts. It’s cold in here. I’m thirsty. I wish I were at home playing video games.

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