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they’re out of hot dogs????

thirsty boy, thirsty girl, peel me back and reveal the pearl,,,

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right hand flexor

HELL YEAH, BROTHER HAND ME THAT SQUEEGEE

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pile of catnips

Food-grade lime (calcium hydroxide) is used in an optional pre-pickling step to condition the texture or maintain the firmness of cucumbers when pickled. Use caution and follow directions on the product label for handling and preparation because lime is a … Continue reading

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I’m having a good time in here. Aren’t you?

Let’s go somewhere a little more private, though.

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boneless?

There is nothing wrong with a country that has people who put saddles on their dinosaurs. It’s a wonderful show and we should watch them and applaud. However, we have no obligation to climb aboard and ride.

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You have tipped poorly. Continue?

[Yes] [No]

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I’VE ALREADY CALLED THE POLICE FIFTEEN TIMES

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