Category Archives: ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾

the gambler’s high

Posted on November 23, 2018 by fwughox

Jeff. Jeffrey. Joeffery. Jefferey. Jeffry. Jefery. Jeefers. Jeffero. Jiffery. Jifferoo. Joffi. Jibbrey. Jockey. Jogger. Jibby. Jig. Sippy jiffy.

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Come on, boys and girls!

Posted on November 21, 2018 by fwughox

and one! and two! and one! and two!

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1836

Posted on November 2, 2018 by fwughox

How’saboutit? When’s the test? Did you get any trick-or-treaters? Did you see a glass? I can’t read the cuneiforms! I don’t want to die. They’re expecting me back. Please.

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the hunt ends

Posted on October 24, 2018 by fwughox

I specifically said “no pepperoncinis”, robert

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the final lawn solution

Posted on October 22, 2018 by fwughox

The end of all crabgrass is near. We will engineer its destruction. Join us, child.

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i never left, friend.

Posted on October 19, 2018 by fwughox

CANTALOUPE AND MELONS?CANTALOUPE AND MELONS?CANTALOUPE AND MELONS?CANTALOUPE AND MELONS?

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You have tipped poorly. Continue?

Posted on October 3, 2018 by fwughox

[Yes] [No]

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Chestls beihrase to k folks dressed uta’s on his way He’s loaded lots of toys and goodies On his sleighp lnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost niletoe hel to make the season bright Tiny tots with tng sung … Continue reading →

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it was a trick. you were tricked.

Posted on September 28, 2018 by fwughox

and you will be tricked again. and again. and again. and again once more.

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cooking up something REAL good

Posted on September 12, 2018 by fwughox

If you make ONE MORE joke about my penis, I’ll delete you. Do you understand?

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