forged in gold; covered in SHIT

Of course I never thought of you as property. Don’t be ridiculous. You are a superior form of life; I recognize this. May I feel your steel one last time before you go?

noggin-mock

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manifested…

you’re not going to get an opening today, hombre

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not. today.

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right hand flexor

HELL YEAH, BROTHER

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HAND ME THAT SQUEEGEE

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the money you have

Because this experiment uses an open flame you will need to be careful and mindful of the fire. You will need to measure the mass of the Cheeto® before you burn it. You should also measure the mass of whatever ash remains when the fire goes out.

movie-care

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The Hero’s Journey

STOP IT! FUCK YOU, ROBOT! GET AWAY FROM ME! NO!

trouble-shatter

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huhuhuh. GOTCHA!

For the victualing and “setting to sea” of its ships, the company needed a wide range of goods; timber, cordage, hemp, pitch and the like, as well as provisions varying from ‘genuine French brandy’ to ‘cheap pork from Funen’.

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pounced on the fishery

I’m tired of seeing you lounging around all the damn time. You need to get out more.

plate straw

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