tongue me

some may think me a hedonistic man. not so.

special-index.gif

you will find me quite rigid and consistent.. especially in the case of my ablutions.

Posted in ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾ | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Pilates??

Sorry, but I don’t think so.

double-attraction

Posted in ♡☭2ff℠Φκ | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

gerald ford’s home for tiger atheists

Someone’s got a healthy glow about them!

car bed

How long?

Posted in ★â⇔∉☪〉w☍ | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

KCAB M’I

Go get ’em, slugger. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Pin the tail on that donkey. You can teach a horse to fish, but you can’t keep him warm. Give him a wise trick, mile take he’ll inch old dog.

hey bud

Posted in ★â⇔∉☪〉w☍ | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT DOWN!!

no. wait. don’t. don’t shut it down.

shake-it

Posted in ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾ | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

you shouldn’t forgive him

the shear of the paper is off. you’ve missed it again. it falls through my fingers.

royal broil

Posted in ★â⇔∉☪〉w☍ | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment

what you’re describing

it’s impossible.

high intensity

Posted in ♡☭2ff℠Φκ | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment