tongue me

Posted on July 26, 2017 by

some may think me a hedonistic man. not so.

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you will find me quite rigid and consistent.. especially in the case of my ablutions.

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Pilates??

Posted on July 24, 2017 by

Sorry, but I don’t think so.

double-attraction

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gerald ford’s home for tiger atheists

Posted on July 21, 2017 by

Someone’s got a healthy glow about them!

car bed

How long?

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KCAB M’I

Posted on July 19, 2017 by

Go get ’em, slugger. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Pin the tail on that donkey. You can teach a horse to fish, but you can’t keep him warm. Give him a wise trick, mile take he’ll inch old dog.

hey bud

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SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT DOWN!!

Posted on July 17, 2017 by

no. wait. don’t. don’t shut it down.

shake-it

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you shouldn’t forgive him

Posted on July 14, 2017 by

the shear of the paper is off. you’ve missed it again. it falls through my fingers.

royal broil

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what you’re describing

Posted on July 12, 2017 by

it’s impossible.

high intensity

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