s h a m e f u l !

Posted on November 12, 2018 by

Why did you do that? What’s going on? Please stop. Stop please. Please stop. Stop please.

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It’s not supposed to *go* there.

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ON / OFF

Posted on November 8, 2018 by

Why did Abby and Bret jump out of bed on Saturday morning?
(They were excited about going to the carnival.)

What were they planning to do at the carnival?
(They planned to sell strawberry ice cream.)

What problem did they have with their ice cream?
(They didn’t know how to keep it frozen.)

Who did they ask to help them with their problem?
(They asked ¾·á7üA.)

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What secret did ñqžÌÇá¬$ìË share with the children?

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I’m having a good time in here. Aren’t you?

Posted on November 7, 2018 by

Let’s go somewhere a little more private, though.

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talentful aggressivosity

Posted on November 5, 2018 by

Can I borrow your goat, Ulric?? I need your goat! I NEED THAT GOAT, ULRIC!!!!!

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Posted on November 2, 2018 by

How’saboutit? When’s the test? Did you get any trick-or-treaters? Did you see a glass? I can’t read the cuneiforms! I don’t want to die. They’re expecting me back. Please.

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boneless?

Posted on October 31, 2018 by

There is nothing wrong with a country that has people who put saddles on their dinosaurs. It’s a wonderful show and we should watch them and applaud. However, we have no obligation to climb aboard and ride.

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Sir! Have you no shame, sir?

Posted on October 29, 2018 by

Pfft. You can’t make me leave the men’s restroom.

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