Monthly Archives: February 2019

all is forgiven

I know you’re stressed. I know you’re anxious about a few things. I know that sometimes, you wonder why you even bother. It just felt like you were spinning your wheels today, huh? And then that happened. But it’s okay. … Continue reading

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repeat after me:

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dreams in dugouts

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the eary stylophone special

I’m callinìøÍàõg the police if you don’t get on youròh+B¯ boyfriend right now. do you hear me?? ? ? ? the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the semen of patriots and …?u hhh hhhhh

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The Villain Lifestyle

1.) Never close the door when you use the restroom. 2.) Drink 10 or more pickle shots per week. (Fireball is an acceptable substitute, but don’t make a habit of it, you little scamp!) 3.) Apologize constantly and profusely, but … Continue reading

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Where’s the control panel on this thing?

What’s all this ropey bullshit… Come ON!!

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Why’d you put butter in it?

You always do this. It’s fine without butter. What’s with you and fat? That cake didn’t need olive oil, either. That’s weird. You’re weird. Just stop.

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