Category Archives: ♡☭2ff℠Φκ

ON / OFF

Posted on November 8, 2018 by fwughox

Why did Abby and Bret jump out of bed on Saturday morning? (They were excited about going to the carnival.) What were they planning to do at the carnival? (They planned to sell strawberry ice cream.) What problem did they … Continue reading →

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I’m having a good time in here. Aren’t you?

Posted on November 7, 2018 by fwughox

Let’s go somewhere a little more private, though.

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Sir! Have you no shame, sir?

Posted on October 29, 2018 by fwughox

Pfft. You can’t make me leave the men’s restroom.

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bubbling bubbly bubbles

Posted on October 12, 2018 by fwughox

Some scanning applications have already excited intelligence agencies. MRI scans have been used to study truth-telling among spies trying to fool investigators into believing that English is their native language. Brain areas activated by speaking one’s native language are different … Continue reading →

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bonsai! bonsai. bonsai?

Posted on October 10, 2018 by fwughox

Distinguished authorities point out: 1. That medical research of recent years indicates many possible causes of lung cancer. 2. That there is no agreement among the authorities regarding what the cause is. 3. That there is no proof that cigarette … Continue reading →

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Is this land made for you and me?

Posted on October 5, 2018 by fwughox

I’m starting to feel like it isn’t.

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MAMA MIA

Posted on October 1, 2018 by fwughox

Chestls beihrase to k folks dressed uta’s on his way He’s loaded lots of toys and goodies On his sleighp lnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost niletoe hel to make the season bright Tiny tots with tng sung … Continue reading →

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TRY AGAIN

Posted on September 26, 2018 by fwughox

Troubleshooting steps shouldn’t be intervened with a special glass seagull if the debt is greater than the overall damage loss scenario forecast. I speak with a grain of conscious allowance for the trouble that the little girl has a mortgage … Continue reading →

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No jury would ever convict you…

Posted on September 24, 2018 by fwughox

GO ON.

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copper laundry

Posted on September 21, 2018 by fwughox

TROUBLESHOOTING: Fondue not curtaining properly? A. Fountain may not be level. B. Air bubbles may be trapped inside the cylinder. C. Not enough fondue may be in the fountain. D. Chocolate may be too thick. E. Food may be blocking the fondue flow. F. … Continue reading →

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