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“”””jelly isn’t jelly”””””

fuck you, tim horton’s

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forged in gold; covered in SHIT

Of course I never thought of you as property. Don’t be ridiculous. You are a superior form of life; I recognize this. May I feel your steel one last time before you go?

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blurry launch

Make no mistake, “master” – he barks because he has fear, as well.

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s h a m e f u l !

Why did you do that? What’s going on? Please stop. Stop please. Please stop. Stop please. It’s not supposed to *go* there.

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Sir! Have you no shame, sir?

Pfft. You can’t make me leave the men’s restroom.

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it was a trick. you were tricked.

and you will be tricked again. and again. and again. and again once more.

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copper laundry

TROUBLESHOOTING:  Fondue not curtaining properly? A. Fountain may not be level. B. Air bubbles may be trapped inside the cylinder. C. Not enough fondue may be in the fountain. D. Chocolate may be too thick. E. Food may be blocking the fondue flow. F. … Continue reading

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