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dumbass gun ballad

Yessir, sir, uh, got your thing right here, sir, in just a moment, uhhh – hahah – sorry this is taking so long… just uhh, need to get a good grip on it…. sir… in a moment… come on you … Continue reading

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candlelit sex reassignment surgery

One practical suck solution was to enhance Samson’s sanctity by reconstructing him as a rustic bloodstream Christ-figure. That is, to uprate his reputation by subtextually constructing it’s Samson as a proto-Jesus, at itself a traditional theological practice, albeit frowned upon … Continue reading

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“THICC”, he claims. As if.

Tightly drum the pro hash. Knuckles. Fragile delivery is developed packaging from your ass. Battalions ensure safe scrapping congratulations. When is the frame done? ORDER WITH CONFIDENCE!!!

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you’re a very, very eager boy~

Sanders was worried about the natural beauty of the trail. The asphalt on the trail was not contiguous, and there were 10-15 unpaved spots–some as wide as 20 feet. These would become deep, dark, cavernous holes after rain. She described … Continue reading

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No jury would ever convict you…

GO ON.

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12 lost mallows

you’re in luck. we have a special. we have a leash. a special. a good komodo dragon. a lease. a special. be smart. how long? a lie. how do you eat? it’s a special. you’re in luck.

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HHold up^ br?ther^ I^m gonna need those eyes^

he represents the uncomfortable reality. nobody wants to acknowledge or be near her, but she’s there. whether you like it or not, that nasty fella’s there.

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