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“”””jelly isn’t jelly”””””

fuck you, tim horton’s

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forged in gold; covered in SHIT

Of course I never thought of you as property. Don’t be ridiculous. You are a superior form of life; I recognize this. May I feel your steel one last time before you go?

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manifested…

you’re not going to get an opening today, hombre not. today.

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right hand flexor

HELL YEAH, BROTHER HAND ME THAT SQUEEGEE

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The Hero’s Journey

STOP IT! FUCK YOU, ROBOT! GET AWAY FROM ME! NO!

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huhuhuh. GOTCHA!

For the victualing and “setting to sea” of its ships, the company needed a wide range of goods; timber, cordage, hemp, pitch and the like, as well as provisions varying from ‘genuine French brandy’ to ‘cheap pork from Funen’.

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pounced on the fishery

I’m tired of seeing you lounging around all the damn time. You need to get out more.

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jostled in blue

Can you see it? Can you feel it? Is it a good idea? STOP STARING AT HER. Can I trust you? Will you be true? I need you to say something. SAY SOMETHING.

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camouflaged in ivory

The side group of the wrist in the direction of the target is correct. This will reduce the reel from back-lashing when an angle (10 o’clock). End with soup. It may take a couple of attempts to accomplish this and … Continue reading

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i won’t tell you how

go on, porker.

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