Author Archives: fwughox

dreams in dugouts

Posted on February 11, 2019 by fwughox

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The Villain Lifestyle

Posted on February 6, 2019 by fwughox

1.) Never close the door when you use the restroom. 2.) Drink 10 or more pickle shots per week. (Fireball is an acceptable substitute, but don’t make a habit of it, you little scamp!) 3.) Apologize constantly and profusely, but … Continue reading →

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Where’s the control panel on this thing?

Posted on February 4, 2019 by fwughox

What’s all this ropey bullshit… Come ON!!

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Why’d you put butter in it?

Posted on February 1, 2019 by fwughox

You always do this. It’s fine without butter. What’s with you and fat? That cake didn’t need olive oil, either. That’s weird. You’re weird. Just stop.

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sleepy matters

Posted on January 30, 2019 by fwughox

I’m bored. My arm hurts. It’s cold in here. I’m thirsty. I wish I were at home playing video games.

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sock history

Posted on January 29, 2019 by fwughox

A sock is an item of clothing worn on the feet and often covering the ankle or some part of the calf. Some type of shoe or boot is typically worn over socks. In ancient times, socks were made from … Continue reading →

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closer

Posted on January 25, 2019 by fwughox

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our little “problem”

Posted on January 23, 2019 by fwughox

Nonplussed, nonbussed. For an ASE certified mechanic. Combat in our proboscis. Pppprocess automation can transgress. Genie genie. Teenie geenie. can see inside the infinity of your corkces– old plastic Institute of Ore, essentially, form two low-value sand. Zheng Huan, also … Continue reading →

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open me up wide wide open yes

Posted on January 21, 2019 by fwughox

please open me, open me, OPEN ME, you fool. open. you rube, open it. open the box, human. yes. opEn me yes. please. DUMB human. yes. open me up0. touch me, ..now, do it now… open me. TEAR ME open. … Continue reading →

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“”””jelly isn’t jelly”””””

Posted on January 18, 2019 by fwughox

fuck you, tim horton’s

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