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Where’s the control panel on this thing?

What’s all this ropey bullshit… Come ON!!

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Why’d you put butter in it?

You always do this. It’s fine without butter. What’s with you and fat? That cake didn’t need olive oil, either. That’s weird. You’re weird. Just stop.

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sleepy matters

I’m bored. My arm hurts. It’s cold in here. I’m thirsty. I wish I were at home playing video games.

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sock history

A sock is an item of clothing worn on the feet and often covering the ankle or some part of the calf. Some type of shoe or boot is typically worn over socks. In ancient times, socks were made from … Continue reading

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closer

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our little “problem”

Nonplussed, nonbussed. For an ASE certified mechanic. Combat in our proboscis. Pppprocess automation can transgress. Genie genie. Teenie geenie. can see inside the infinity of your corkces– old plastic Institute of Ore, essentially, form two low-value sand. Zheng Huan, also … Continue reading

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open me up wide wide open yes

please open me, open me, OPEN ME, you fool. open. you rube, open it. open the box, human. yes. opEn me yes. please. DUMB human. yes. open me up0. touch me, ..now, do it now… open me. TEAR ME open. … Continue reading

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“”””jelly isn’t jelly”””””

fuck you, tim horton’s

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forged in gold; covered in SHIT

Of course I never thought of you as property. Don’t be ridiculous. You are a superior form of life; I recognize this. May I feel your steel one last time before you go?

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manifested…

you’re not going to get an opening today, hombre not. today.

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