Author Archives: fwughox

Command Accepted!

Posted on March 26, 2019 by fwughox

Posted in ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾ | Tagged colostomy, dell, gaming, garlic bread, meatball, microsoft, pasta, pfizer, pizza, razer, shaggy, she-ra, siemens, stress | Leave a comment

wasche den hund

Posted on March 22, 2019 by fwughox

Triple the coral, and I’m on the run. Don’t forget what I told you about my prescriptions.

Posted in ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾ | Tagged dog, dog grooming, ethics, health, hound, PETA, petco, pooch, soap, wash, wash the dog, wellness | 1 Comment

cane sugar cactuses

Posted on March 20, 2019 by fwughox

“I just want to have sex with a robot. That’s all I ever wanted.”

Posted in ♡☭2ff℠Φκ | Tagged androids, dwayne johnson, gamers rise up, honey, honeycomb, kraftwerk, love, robot chlamydia, robots, star trek, video games, wedding | Leave a comment

greetings and salutations, hungry mister. you sure look political!

Posted on March 18, 2019 by fwughox

Posted in ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾ | Tagged bad hag, car technology, democrats, fear, global economy, murder, new cars, politics, rain, republicans | Leave a comment

good night

Posted on March 13, 2019 by fwughox

I gave it to her because she needed a friend.

Posted in ♡☭2ff℠Φκ | Tagged apocalypse, bedbugs, charter schools, education, eyes, healthy cooking, library, long hair, night, sleep, suit | Leave a comment

stop laughing at me

Posted on March 11, 2019 by fwughox

exploitation. THIS IS EXPLOITATION. exploitation. CHe3ck.CHECK. Is this exploitation yet? Hello? Is anybody there?

Posted in ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾ | Tagged candle, congress, cork, fatherhood, metoo, parenting, roach, robot, tick, wedding | Leave a comment

“THICC”, he claims. As if.

Posted on March 8, 2019 by fwughox

Tightly drum the pro hash. Knuckles. Fragile delivery is developed packaging from your ass. Battalions ensure safe scrapping congratulations. When is the frame done? ORDER WITH CONFIDENCE!!!

Posted in ♡☭2ff℠Φκ | Tagged 23andme, bad ideas, clone, DNA, fetish, granite, gun, home improvement, japan, microsoft, nightmare, report | Leave a comment

your debt has been repaid

Posted on March 6, 2019 by fwughox

And now your roaches will feed heartily!

Posted in ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾ | Tagged alien, dance, internet, monitor, power, roach, robot, satellite, spy, starcraft, villain | Leave a comment

I’m So Very Sorry That I Was Late, Friends.

Posted on March 4, 2019 by fwughox

I did not know. Very, very sorry. So sorry. Yes, yes. Sorry. Please forgive him. Forgive him for his sins. I don’t know if you’ll be able to do this. It’s complicated. It’s not good. I am worried about your … Continue reading →

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they’re out of hot dogs????

Posted on March 1, 2019 by fwughox

thirsty boy, thirsty girl, peel me back and reveal the pearl,,,

Posted in ♡☭2ff℠Φκ | Tagged bbq, bird, black hole, bridal, coke, diet coke, hell, history, hot dog, jeff, physics, pork chops, vitamins | Leave a comment