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Why did Abby and Bret jump out of bed on Saturday morning?
(They were excited about going to the carnival.)

What were they planning to do at the carnival?
(They planned to sell strawberry ice cream.)

What problem did they have with their ice cream?
(They didn’t know how to keep it frozen.)

Who did they ask to help them with their problem?
(They asked ¾·á7üA.)

magic-cans

What secret did ñqžÌÇá¬$ìË share with the children?

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I’m having a good time in here. Aren’t you?

Let’s go somewhere a little more private, though.

solomon effect

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talentful aggressivosity

Can I borrow your goat, Ulric?? I need your goat! I NEED THAT GOAT, ULRIC!!!!!

comment-rose

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1836

How’saboutit? When’s the test? Did you get any trick-or-treaters? Did you see a glass? I can’t read the cuneiforms! I don’t want to die. They’re expecting me back. Please.

new-gleam

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boneless?

There is nothing wrong with a country that has people who put saddles on their dinosaurs. It’s a wonderful show and we should watch them and applaud. However, we have no obligation to climb aboard and ride.

joining-acceptance

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Sir! Have you no shame, sir?

Pfft. You can’t make me leave the men’s restroom.

ice-gel

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030-94

I’M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET

sword-platter

DON’T MOVE

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the hunt ends

I specifically said “no pepperoncinis”, robert

half-sore

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the final lawn solution

The end of all crabgrass is near. We will engineer its destruction. Join us, child.

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i never left, friend.

CANTALOUPE AND MELONS?CANTALOUPE AND MELONS?CANTALOUPE AND MELONS?CANTALOUPE AND MELONS?

fall-fashion

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