Category Archives: ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾

wasche den hund

Posted on March 22, 2019 by fwughox

Triple the coral, and I’m on the run. Don’t forget what I told you about my prescriptions.

Posted in ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾ | Tagged dog, dog grooming, ethics, health, hound, PETA, petco, pooch, soap, wash, wash the dog, wellness | 1 Comment

greetings and salutations, hungry mister. you sure look political!

Posted on March 18, 2019 by fwughox

Posted in ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾ | Tagged bad hag, car technology, democrats, fear, global economy, murder, new cars, politics, rain, republicans | Leave a comment

stop laughing at me

Posted on March 11, 2019 by fwughox

exploitation. THIS IS EXPLOITATION. exploitation. CHe3ck.CHECK. Is this exploitation yet? Hello? Is anybody there?

Posted in ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾ | Tagged candle, congress, cork, fatherhood, metoo, parenting, roach, robot, tick, wedding | Leave a comment

your debt has been repaid

Posted on March 6, 2019 by fwughox

And now your roaches will feed heartily!

Posted in ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾ | Tagged alien, dance, internet, monitor, power, roach, robot, satellite, spy, starcraft, villain | Leave a comment

I’m So Very Sorry That I Was Late, Friends.

Posted on March 4, 2019 by fwughox

I did not know. Very, very sorry. So sorry. Yes, yes. Sorry. Please forgive him. Forgive him for his sins. I don’t know if you’ll be able to do this. It’s complicated. It’s not good. I am worried about your … Continue reading →

Posted in ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾ | Tagged broken, empathy, forgiveness, love, reminder, robot, sins, sorry, sympathy, talk, teenagers, thesis, understanding, wedding | Leave a comment

presence felt, presence unwanted

Posted on February 25, 2019 by fwughox

You may have forgotten about me, engineer, but I have not forgotten about you.

Posted in ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾ | Tagged atarr, ballast, bbq, chernobyl, engineer, fashion, fear, paintings, path, ranch dressing, Summer, swamp, wish granter | Leave a comment

empty floor, empty heart

Posted on February 20, 2019 by fwughox

You were old once, but now you’re new. Can you cancel it, or is it true? How disruptive!

Posted in ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾ | Tagged announcements, bar, crabs, dance, jazz, judgement, martini, midget, sex, soccer | Leave a comment

JERICHO

Posted on February 18, 2019 by fwughox

Posted in ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾ | Tagged dogs, fortune, lawn, pain, pooch, sleep, tight, tighty whities, white, yak | Leave a comment

The Villain Lifestyle

Posted on February 6, 2019 by fwughox

1.) Never close the door when you use the restroom. 2.) Drink 10 or more pickle shots per week. (Fireball is an acceptable substitute, but don’t make a habit of it, you little scamp!) 3.) Apologize constantly and profusely, but … Continue reading →

Posted in ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾ | Tagged antagonist, death, doctor, health, lifestyle, medical, villain, wellness, zz top | Leave a comment

Where’s the control panel on this thing?

Posted on February 4, 2019 by fwughox

What’s all this ropey bullshit… Come ON!!

Posted in ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾ | Tagged appwiz.cpl, born again, bug, christian living, control panel, crab, hair, insect, judgement, kitchen, leaf bug, pipe, subway | Leave a comment