Author Archives: fwughox

ON / OFF

Posted on November 8, 2018 by fwughox

Why did Abby and Bret jump out of bed on Saturday morning? (They were excited about going to the carnival.) What were they planning to do at the carnival? (They planned to sell strawberry ice cream.) What problem did they … Continue reading →

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I’m having a good time in here. Aren’t you?

Posted on November 7, 2018 by fwughox

Let’s go somewhere a little more private, though.

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talentful aggressivosity

Posted on November 5, 2018 by fwughox

Can I borrow your goat, Ulric?? I need your goat! I NEED THAT GOAT, ULRIC!!!!!

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1836

Posted on November 2, 2018 by fwughox

How’saboutit? When’s the test? Did you get any trick-or-treaters? Did you see a glass? I can’t read the cuneiforms! I don’t want to die. They’re expecting me back. Please.

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boneless?

Posted on October 31, 2018 by fwughox

There is nothing wrong with a country that has people who put saddles on their dinosaurs. It’s a wonderful show and we should watch them and applaud. However, we have no obligation to climb aboard and ride.

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Sir! Have you no shame, sir?

Posted on October 29, 2018 by fwughox

Pfft. You can’t make me leave the men’s restroom.

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030-94

Posted on October 26, 2018 by fwughox

I’M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET DON’T MOVE

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the hunt ends

Posted on October 24, 2018 by fwughox

I specifically said “no pepperoncinis”, robert

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the final lawn solution

Posted on October 22, 2018 by fwughox

The end of all crabgrass is near. We will engineer its destruction. Join us, child.

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i never left, friend.

Posted on October 19, 2018 by fwughox

CANTALOUPE AND MELONS?CANTALOUPE AND MELONS?CANTALOUPE AND MELONS?CANTALOUPE AND MELONS?

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