Tag Archives: honey

my ambitious talking chest

serenade your man with the marmalade marinade. learn to master fire. learn to FIRE ON ALL CYLINDERS.

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cane sugar cactuses

“I just want to have sex with a robot. That’s all I ever wanted.”

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mein Architekt

oh, that? it’s mainly for ceremonial purposes.

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i saw what you did

didn’t call your mom on mother’s day, eh? 28 BEES.

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you’ll LOVE what happens next

d-down, boy. l-let’s get down, boy. boy. y-you need to get down. come on, now. original?

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