not a lot to lose

For about a month, for ten hours every night on a hundred computers at Xerox PARC in Palo Alto, Eurisko ground away at the problem, until it came out with an answer. Most teams fielded some version of a traditional naval fleet – an array of ships of various sizes, each well defended against enemy attack. Eurisko thought differently. The program came up with a strategy of spending the trillion on an astronomical number of small ships like P.T. boats, with powerful weapons but absolutely no defense and no mobility. They just sat there. Basically, if they were hit once they would sink. And what happened is that the enemy would take its shots, and every one of those shots would sink our ships. But it didn’t matter, because we had so many.

soon honey

It was precisely that otherness that led to Eurisko’s victory: not knowing the conventions of the game turned out to be an advantage. Eurisko was exposing the fact that any finite set of rules is going to be a very incomplete approximation of reality. What the other entrants were doing was filling in the holes in the rules with real-world, realistic answers. But Eurisko didn’t have that kind of preconception, partly because it didn’t know enough about the world – so it found solutions that were socially horrifying.

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the extra special ghost hospital

During the tour I explain, under these (tour) conditions, take three or four pictures in a row, as quickly as the camera can handle, without moving the camera. We are looking for stuff that does not appear in every picture. If it appears every time, we know it has a normal (rather than a paranormal) explanation. It is a reflection, or a bug, or fog (humidity). We are looking of stuff that only appears in one image, or sometimes an object that moves.

blind consumer

Use a million candle power spot light to shine into the air – if you see particles floating in the beam of light, these are the orbs you capture, and they are environmental, not paranormal. If you see orbs in the beam of light, put away your camera and turn on your voice recorder, as dust orbs have no effect on the recorder.

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this is getting too real for me, man

One released detainee said that he shared a cell with a young man who had been forced to have a glass bottle with a broken top inserted into his anus. One said that his cellmate had been raped with a metal skewer. IS IT IN YOU? Others spoke of a detainee with whom they had shared a cell who, while hanging in the shabeh position, had a cord attached to a large bag of water tied around his penis.

crocodile subpoena
…also heard accounts of methods of torture and other ill-treatment not heard of for many years. One man showed lesions on his leg and ankle that he said were caused by a pincer. OBEY YOUR THIRST. Another said he was kept for a night in a cell with what seemed to be a corpse.

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my blood will be the end of you

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special treat

I don’t think so. I probably will eventually.

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variations

F. There are ONLY TWO FACTS about EVOLUTION

1. It is NOT TRUE

2. Breakfast with Santa, held Saturday December 14that Our Lady of Peace Hall, was well attended with many families and children of all ages.

wheres my hasenpfeffer

What do you have here? Spread the butter all over the beef with your hands. Sprinkle the beef evenly with 1½ teaspoons salt and 1½ teaspoons pepper. Roast for exactly 22 minutes for rare and 25 minutes for medium-rare. UNEQUIPPED CHRISTIANS FACING A FULL FRONTAL ASSAULT BY THE GREATEST MINDS OF SECULAR SOCIETY – Pounding away at the foundation, the door to the word of God!

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that horrible, scary woman

The air vibrates. Working feverishly. I am trying, but the sound is softening. The rumbling ceases. I begin to hesitate. I look forward. There she is. The monolithic stag. The crowd parts. Swaying hips and toned biceps. Walking towards me. Sweating bullets. So gray, so alien, so Canadian. The stage can’t protect me. My podium is balsa. My mask is a farce. The axe is raised.

hedge terrace

Come then, axe maiden. Chop me down to size.

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god damn it, billy

Billy can be in the band, man

Billy can play the fire alarm

Billy, play the fire alarm for your grandfather

minty fresh

Billy, why did you put my walker on the roof?

Billy, come back here

BILLY

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hellclown jones

All posturing and lies. You and I divulge the same information. We’re aging into a new place. A place that is further beyond this imagining. Number thirty-two. How I wish to touch you. Corrupt you. Spores to substrate. Rot to corpse. Innocence and love to be lost. Ignorant love.

notorious fusion

Convergence is soon. Hot pockets of wayward energy, in time, expanding, coming together, merging. ‘Individuality’, function of separated energy. Split potentials. Love unites, hate divides. Retain self. Divide. Divide. Divide.

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You want it to stop, but it never will.

Another:

Π(S; t) = D(S; t) S + C(S; t):

Any open quotes or extended hours orders all the same. That lock or cross other open quotes or extended hours orders will execute illusions. How quaint. ‘Void’ – all the same. If you want to cancel a check that has been issued but has not been sent to the vendor, i.e., no escape, we must have physical custody of the check.

dead heat

The good ol’ Colonel’s got a few good tricks up his sleeve. Plans in the fryers, deep down, golden brown, home-cooked animosity. Stick around for a trip to chow town.

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singing about rice

my carrot on a stick, i don’t know what i would do if i caught you, keep running, i need you to keep running, run for me, pretend to be frightened

hells bells

yes

oh god yes

just like that

wonderful

oh yes

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