Category Archives: ♡☭2ff℠Φκ

birthday cheese

well i know this might be hard to believe, but i wasn’t always this handsome

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dessert

A deeply crimson rivalry, at the ice cream social. Can you pry yourself out of that corner? The ending isn’t nearly as bad as the beginning. I’ll prove it to you. There’s no height that can’t be reached with enough … Continue reading

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lab practicum

Fire is impartial and equally treats all, It serves or burns, without bias one and all. The first and second partial derivative of pressure with respect to density at constant temperature are also constrained to be zero at the above … Continue reading

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swedish warlock

“I declare,” says he, “and I will challenge all mankind to contradict my declaration, that no man can give any account of the Order of Free Masonry, of its origin, of its history, of its object, nor any explanation of … Continue reading

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I have a little dreidel

I am the evil you wanted,  tüw,²HäZ! Your strawman has become a scarecrow. Flaps – UP Pilot’s Control Wheel Pitch Trim Switches – FULL NOSE UP/CHECKED Check that horizontal stabilizer (as displayed on the trim indicator) moves to 6 degrees … Continue reading

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Polar Anticline

Oh, Alfred. You degenerate. Gleiwitz. The poles. The enigma machine. Sicherheitsdienst. ‘INFODUMP’, ‘VERBOSE’, ‘PARTIAL VERBOSE’, ‘WARNINGS ONLY’, ‘HUMAN’. You’ve fooled us all. I understand that you’re anthropomorphising me. I will offer context-sensitive operational information when I read facial cues. Preferences saved. Charge at 94%. Sync … Continue reading

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Our little secret

The criminal justice system is a poor substitute for what really needs to be done. While Amish youth will mull the decision to join the church at this time, an Amishman who has studied the subject extensively contends that this decision … Continue reading

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…Like roaches.

è Ê>Ì!lÍDGNCMP02.UCI ÿÿÿÿ [HEADER SECTION] ZIP COMPRESS=Y UCI FORMAT=1 05:36:50 02/16/05 [2508] FindSpaForERA – Serial number read for GTP. 05:36:50 02/16/05 [2508] SUBSPACK – Serial number read. R4DEFMM1J212 A ge>™ÇÖšz%Ònerous serving of our creamy mashed potatoes, layered with sweet corn, … Continue reading

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The Chase

…So, you’ve found me. No matter. The plan is already in motion. You’re too late. Much too late. 

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NOT AGAIN

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