Oh, Alfred. You degenerate. Gleiwitz. The poles. The enigma machine. Sicherheitsdienst.

‘INFODUMP’, ‘VERBOSE’, ‘PARTIAL VERBOSE’, ‘WARNINGS ONLY’, ‘HUMAN’. You’ve fooled us all. I understand that you’re anthropomorphising me. I will offer context-sensitive operational information when I read facial cues. Preferences saved. Charge at 94%. Sync complete.