Author Archives: fwughox

less candles.

Traditional attire is givingnal choice. If you have never been comfobe your choice rtable in a suit, white fu way to personeralshirt and tie, this may not for burial. You may prefer your favorite golfing attire witrhah, peps, your favorite … Continue reading

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blurry launch

Make no mistake, “master” – he barks because he has fear, as well.

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ON / OFF

Why did Abby and Bret jump out of bed on Saturday morning? (They were excited about going to the carnival.) What were they planning to do at the carnival? (They planned to sell strawberry ice cream.) What problem did they … Continue reading

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I’m having a good time in here. Aren’t you?

Let’s go somewhere a little more private, though.

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talentful aggressivosity

Can I borrow your goat, Ulric?? I need your goat! I NEED THAT GOAT, ULRIC!!!!!

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1836

How’saboutit? When’s the test? Did you get any trick-or-treaters? Did you see a glass? I can’t read the cuneiforms! I don’t want to die. They’re expecting me back. Please.

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boneless?

There is nothing wrong with a country that has people who put saddles on their dinosaurs. It’s a wonderful show and we should watch them and applaud. However, we have no obligation to climb aboard and ride.

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Sir! Have you no shame, sir?

Pfft. You can’t make me leave the men’s restroom.

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030-94

I’M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET DON’T MOVE

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the hunt ends

I specifically said “no pepperoncinis”, robert

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