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I have a little dreidel

Posted on January 29, 2014 by fwughox

I am the evil you wanted,  tüw,²HäZ! Your strawman has become a scarecrow. Flaps – UP Pilot’s Control Wheel Pitch Trim Switches – FULL NOSE UP/CHECKED Check that horizontal stabilizer (as displayed on the trim indicator) moves to 6 degrees … Continue reading →

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Polar Anticline

Posted on January 27, 2014 by fwughox

Oh, Alfred. You degenerate. Gleiwitz. The poles. The enigma machine. Sicherheitsdienst. ‘INFODUMP’, ‘VERBOSE’, ‘PARTIAL VERBOSE’, ‘WARNINGS ONLY’, ‘HUMAN’. You’ve fooled us all. I understand that you’re anthropomorphising me. I will offer context-sensitive operational information when I read facial cues. Preferences saved. Charge at 94%. Sync … Continue reading →

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Our little secret

Posted on January 25, 2014 by fwughox

The criminal justice system is a poor substitute for what really needs to be done. While Amish youth will mull the decision to join the church at this time, an Amishman who has studied the subject extensively contends that this decision … Continue reading →

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1/n [OC(OC6H4)2CMe2]n + H2O → (HOC6H4)2CMe2 + CO2

Posted on January 24, 2014 by fwughox

A male scorpionfly obtains mating either by offering the female a nuptial gift (a mass of hardened saliva that he has produced, or a dead insect), or by force. Females prefer as mates males bearing nuptial gifts; they flee when … Continue reading →

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…Like roaches.

Posted on January 23, 2014 by fwughox

è Ê>Ì!lÍDGNCMP02.UCI ÿÿÿÿ [HEADER SECTION] ZIP COMPRESS=Y UCI FORMAT=1 05:36:50 02/16/05 [2508] FindSpaForERA – Serial number read for GTP. 05:36:50 02/16/05 [2508] SUBSPACK – Serial number read. R4DEFMM1J212 A ge>™ÇÖšz%Ònerous serving of our creamy mashed potatoes, layered with sweet corn, … Continue reading →

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D A I S I E S

Posted on January 22, 2014 by fwughox

Ulrich! Ulrich, where are you? I didn’t mean what I said about your dragster, Ulrich! It was beautiful! I swear it! Come back, Ulrich. Please come back…

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The Chase

Posted on January 21, 2014 by fwughox

…So, you’ve found me. No matter. The plan is already in motion. You’re too late. Much too late. 

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submerged

Posted on January 20, 2014 by fwughox

I am technology. Technology is me. The crying has begun. I am ready. It is soft here. We are all saved. THIS IS THE ENDING. Small god.

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The Horn Bard

Posted on January 17, 2014 by fwughox

WARNING: EXTREME DANGER   IF SUBJECT IS VISIBLE: Stay calm and do not approach subject Do not attempt to confiscate the weapon Communicate and cooperate with the subject Stay calm if the suspect threatens you Follow the suspect’s directions Do not … Continue reading →

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hero hero hero

Posted on January 16, 2014 by fwughox

Leave the creature alone, stop plotting evils against it, you have a long way to go in life, pray and seek peace. There is nothing great about hurting someone’s tail and thinking it’s just fun, eating stuff. Unless you know … Continue reading →

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