I am the evil you wanted,  tüw,²HäZ!

Your strawman has become a scarecrow.

Flaps – UP

Pilot’s Control Wheel Pitch Trim Switches – FULL NOSE UP/CHECKED

Check that horizontal stabilizer (as displayed on the trim indicator) moves to 6 degrees nose up.

Alternate Pitch Trim Switches – FULL NOSE DN/CHECKED

Check that horizontal stabilizer (as displayed on the trim
indicator) moves to 1.5 degrees nose down in 45 to 70 seconds