No no, stay here. I want you to see this.

You seem confused.

industrial espionage

You see, we’re in love.

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the allers account

In my opinion, it’d be better if we just avoided dealing with them altogether. Haven’t we already agreed on that?

incapable-boss

…Are you okay?

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loxorhynchus crispatus

Cannot execute squelch on voicesynth 5. Incorrect format.

only escape

Continue?

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all caved in

Calories: 550
Calories from Fat: 261
Total Fat: 29g
Saturated Fat: 10g
Cholesterol: 75mg

burger cravings
Sodium: 970mg
Carbohydrates: 46g
Dietary Fiber: 3g
Sugars: 9g
Protein: 25g

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the mourning strand

Look what happened to the economy and by whose hands. We’ve got a problem with these individuals acting in consort under the guise of helping us, because they say we have to use them, while they’re bleeding us.

young patsy

It is a topic which is of interest to the buyers but not to the sellers, who rather try to introduce a topic which interests them. Sellers have a long history of working together; together they pursue this goal of avoiding a buyer-interest topic.

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..hold on, let me finish –

the way to a man’s heart

blistering cancer

is through his stomach

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please honey, not tonight

Is that what I think it is?

no really

Oh, darling. Truly? You do know how to tease me~

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Come on snake, let’s rattle.

All political philosophy is second to scientific progress.

Order Carcharhiniformes
   Apristurus profundorumh “Deepwater cat shark”
   Galeocerdo cuvieri “Tiger shark”
   Scyliorhinus torazamej “Cloudy cat shark”
   Triakis semifasciata “Leopard shark”
Order Lamniformes
    Alopias pelagicusk “Pelagic thresher shark”
   Carcharias taurusi “Sand tiger, or grey nurse shark”
   Mitsukurina owstonij “Goblin shark”

Do not squabble over petty issues – recognize our common enemy – technological limitation.

have nots

I will find you before you find me. Mark my words, Axe Maiden – you will regret your choice in quarry.

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functional, ergonomic rape

the groveling groom meets the garish gang

the solicitors sorely request the substance settlement

the poor painter lacks the proportionate payment

the dazzling delinquents surround the doomed deadbeat

harrowing quest

the ravenous ruffians handle the robust rear

the cowgirl covertly readies the chestnut chair

the furious fiancee beats the flamboyant fairies

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i can’t fit it inside me

You think you’ve caught me, have you? You don’t know anything – I’m in control, here.

world machine

You can’t take him away from me. He doesn’t want your help.

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