core flush

By reviewing them! The lives they’ve led! The convictions they’ve held!

Accompanied with thorough, insightful written commentary!

And rating them all between 1 and 4 stars!

truffle-scout

Yes, I love stars! Stars stars stars stars!

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the dark times

Oh, I see how it is.

filthy-garnish

 So you’re the only one who’s allowed to send a package, huh?

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+2 stars

please understand that i take no pleasure in this, old friend.

tremendous equality

please understand, i do only as she wills, and nothing more.

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Epipodial

The storm represented the anger of God toward sin. The pagan sailors understood that truth right away, but it took Jonah a while.

loaf envy

Jonah was not just asleep physically, but also spiritually.

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HAMBURGER PATTIES WITH NATURAL JUICES, CANNED

1: Patient is not an identified suicide or elopement risk.

smoke-signalsNOTE: Patients who are a danger to self or a danger to others are not to be sent away from the facility while in possession of a weapon.

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sequence

Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa!

Who are they, Roger? Who who who who?

hold-it

People with bad opinions, Cosmic Dog.

People with very bad opinions, that are completely wrong.

And we’ve got to set them straight.

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captive

Cosmic Dog, come over here for a moment.

I think you might want to see this.

asteroid-chaser

Yes! Yes yes yes yes?

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scurvy

Don’t play games with me, Thomas!

You know damned well that I’m not!

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modification

NO SMOKING AROUND BABY

true-weather

DO NOT SMOKE BABY

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86’ed

Wild animal means any live monkey, nonhuman primate, raccoon, skunk, fox, poisonous snake, leopard, panther, tiger, lion, lynx or any other warm-blooded animal which can normally be found in the wild state.

outrageous-key

An application for a Class III wild animal must present a plan for the quick and safe recapture of the wild animal if the animal escapes or, if recapture is impractical, for the destruction of the animal.

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