that’s a nice shirt, fred

Who are these people? These fucking millennials, with their twitter accounts and Tom’s shoes and micro-lending and macrobiotics. They smile smugly, with their liberal politics and conservative lifestyles. Their cross-fit and acro yoga. Fuck you, you inauthentic fuck. You obamapheliac with your small fucking dog.

correctYou’re two missed payments away from foreclosure, and if you lose your job, the insurance that pays for your special needs kid is gonna be done, and so will you. Where is your fucking God? Is it the same one as those bearded bastards, cutting off clits in Yemen? You’re two more Fox News viewings away from being that guy.

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ø BY CROM ø

I don’t want you here.

You’re nothing to me.

You are not special.

I spit on you.

I hate you.

brass xylophone

I don’t care about your problems. I won’t help you.

I’m not here for you. You aren’t worth my time.

You aren’t safe here.

Don’t get too comfortable.

You’re revolting. You fill me with disgust.

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yes captain

marrow

You need to first imprison the human mind with a rigid belief and a fundamentally limited sense of reality – the sheep pen. It doesn’t much matter what these beliefs may be, so long as they are rigid and discourage free thought and open-minded questions. THe mAjor equipment instaLLed includes 5 gas-driven recip-rocating compresSsors,,, compressor b-uuuuilding, 2 glycol deHYdration units, 900 bbl. taNk battery, discharge_measurement and floWWw control syssystems, PLC coNtrols and control RRRroom emergency generat0r, launcher / reciieeeiever skIds, and measurement skids. Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, and all the rest, each make their contribution to human servitude while apparently claiming different “truths”.

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(Devout Hospital of Mercy)

[permission] [protocol] [operator] [port] [destination IP] [destination wildcard] [operator] [port] [log]

the connection

I’m now positive all eyes are on my boy and his improper use of this toy. That’s not right. Try again. He isn’t a clone, or a machine, but he is a dynamic person, and he will learn at his own pace. I almost started to panic, but luckily my friend calmed me down. I then started thinking about how fucked up the world was, and how few good people there really are. I am certain that the comparison monster will strike again, maybe even tomorrow.

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Include Norton™ Internet Security?

feeding frenzy

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consortium of desire

hot damn, ted

training wheels

you getting this?

hangingted

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KONCENTRAT!

this is my beat

<Halls> Some day, I’ll build an android wife. it’ll be fantastic
<Core_30> WE ARE the future
<Halls> Buyin’ new fembot tits online..
<Halls> Leavin’ angry reviews about the sex subroutine bugs…
<Core_30> lol
<Core_30> yes
<Core_30> RMAing artifical wombs, faulty hardware, my baby died wtf guys 1/5 stars
<Halls> Interchangeable parts! Tired of my woman’s boring-ass human feet, gonna give her some hooves and a prehensile tail
<Halls> yeah, baby!
<Halls> choke me with your tail
<Core_30> …?
<Halls> hail satan
<Halls> mmm fuck

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make it work FOR you

The sedan came to a smooth halt, and Simmons smiled at her broadly. The small, mousy woman tied up in the seat beside him returned his stare with a look of deep concern. It was a cold, wet, miserable morning, and one could hardly see five meters forward. The woman shifted around uncomfortably in her seat.

He turned the car off, but left the keys in. They said nothing. Some long-forgotten oldies softly drifted out of the speakers. As the minutes passed, the elements took over, and the windows once again became foggy and opaque.

“So, what do you think?” He asked, crossing his hands in his lap. He gazed out of the window nostalgically, despite the fact that it was nearly solid-white. “Are you seeing this, Marie…? Hmm? Do you know what I see out there?”

Owing to her situation, she resisted making an obvious quip at his expense.

blowing and going

She eventually found her voice. “Uhh. N-no. I can’t see.”

Simmons rolled his eyes dramatically. “Jesus christ… WE’RE AT A LAKE, MARIE.”

“I-it’s a very n-nice lake.” She muttered.

“Yes. Yes, it is. It is a very nice lake. Can you see the partially submerged tree? The small island in the middle? That boulder far to the right?”

“…No.”

He acknowledged her answer with a small nod. He started the car, and let his foot rest gently on the brake; it slowly lurched forward. The slope downwards wasn’t particularly steep. Slowly, the car descended. The sickly, foreign sound of rushing water filled the cabin.

“Okay, OKAY! FINE! Maybe yoga isn’t for you.”

“THANK YOU.”, he lets out with an exasperated sigh. He shifts the car into reverse.

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..HOSTAGE..

allison where are you we are here for your safety

please call us if there is a snake in your house be calm

everything is fine do not attempt to fight the snake

the snake only seeks to defend itself no big deal

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chickin’ an’ dumplin’s

Yessir, just put your hand through the mirror, and we’ll melt away all your problems. He’ll melt away all your problems. For just 17 payments of $19.95. Batteries not included.

neato torpedo

Don’t flatter yourself. You are not complex.

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