Category Archives: ★â⇔∉☪〉w☍

have you ever tried sticking a pineapple in the toilet?

no no, seriously.

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put down that fucking guitar

If you suspect that you are the victim of A neuroblastoma, and your interactions with the family member are consistently painful – you may want to set some boundaries for your health’s sake. Know how much you can continue to reach … Continue reading

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gerald ford’s home for tiger atheists

Someone’s got a healthy glow about them! How long?

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KCAB M’I

Go get ’em, slugger. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Pin the tail on that donkey. You can teach a horse to fish, but you can’t keep him warm. Give him a wise trick, mile take he’ll … Continue reading

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you shouldn’t forgive him

the shear of the paper is off. you’ve missed it again. it falls through my fingers.

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capital

if you think this is ok,,,,,,ay, you’re sorely mistaken

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can you just put her back in the freezer, please

Dear Lawyers areMAKE THEM STOPM MAKE IT GO AWAYM MAKE IT LEAVEM I DONT WANT THEM HERE ANYMOREM I AM SCAREDM PLEASEM MAKE IT GO AWAYM MAKE IT GO AWAYM your activity that it’s a career issue. I was doing … Continue reading

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allegedly. ALLEGEDLY.

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leechy moans

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thaaat’s iiittt

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