Author Archives: fwughox

so you’ve found me

What are you here for, leper? Do you expect a prize? It’s all gone to shit now, anyway. You’re too late.

Posted in ★â⇔∉☪〉w☍ | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

12 lost mallows

you’re in luck. we have a special. we have a leash. a special. a good komodo dragon. a lease. a special. be smart. how long? a lie. how do you eat? it’s a special. you’re in luck.

Posted in ♡☭2ff℠Φκ | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

some of us have fucking JOBS

you little shit

Posted in ★â⇔∉☪〉w☍ | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

‘the trash bastard’

ds dscn h blty t sSSLv2 r SSLv3 prtcls,  gnt’s D tr. Th gnt d sng Tn gnt bjct whch s sd t hndl rqsts frbhv t jct’s cnng nly TLSv1.1  chvLSv1.0. Mny prdblng SSL nd s prt f th mptbltycts … Continue reading

Posted in ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾ | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

have you ever tried sticking a pineapple in the toilet?

no no, seriously.

Posted in ★â⇔∉☪〉w☍ | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

put down that fucking guitar

If you suspect that you are the victim of A neuroblastoma, and your interactions with the family member are consistently painful – you may want to set some boundaries for your health’s sake. Know how much you can continue to reach … Continue reading

Posted in ★â⇔∉☪〉w☍ | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

tongue me

some may think me a hedonistic man. not so. you will find me quite rigid and consistent.. especially in the case of my ablutions.

Posted in ☢⌈¥ •á☩¾ | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Pilates??

Sorry, but I don’t think so.

Posted in ♡☭2ff℠Φκ | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

gerald ford’s home for tiger atheists

Someone’s got a healthy glow about them! How long?

Posted in ★â⇔∉☪〉w☍ | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

KCAB M’I

Go get ’em, slugger. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Pin the tail on that donkey. You can teach a horse to fish, but you can’t keep him warm. Give him a wise trick, mile take he’ll … Continue reading

Posted in ★â⇔∉☪〉w☍ | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment