You’re a lovely bird, you know. Shining bright, engaging in exciting and fun home improvement projects. I burnt your omelette pretty badly. This is my way of apologizing. Don’t make this awkward, OK?

You’re a lovely bird, you know. Shining bright, engaging in exciting and fun home improvement projects. I burnt your omelette pretty badly. This is my way of apologizing. Don’t make this awkward, OK?
Genius! Duchamp is smirking and winking in his grave!