12 lost mallows

you’re in luck. we have a special. we have a leash. a special. a good komodo dragon. a lease. a special. be smart. how long? a lie. how do you eat? it’s a special. you’re in luck.

porky-lass

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some of us have fucking JOBS

you little shit

big-food

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‘the trash bastard’

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have you ever tried sticking a pineapple in the toilet?

no no, seriously.

hale-yard

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put down that fucking guitar

If you suspect that you are the victim of A neuroblastoma, and your interactions with the family member are consistently painful – you may want to set some boundaries for your health’s sake. Know how much you can continue to reach out to the person without adversely affecting gross ercinoma of the the pancreas, and a hypernephroma.

need-cream

And remember, your safety comes first.

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tongue me

some may think me a hedonistic man. not so.

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you will find me quite rigid and consistent.. especially in the case of my ablutions.

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Pilates??

Sorry, but I don’t think so.

double-attraction

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