an old production

you almost have me there skelliton i know of you subliminar mesages like trap treads

long ago

im no turning in a skull fucker not even metal skull fucker nice try spook

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GRANDPA NO

you think you can get away with doing that, you little shits? this walker is TITANIUM

paid trial

i don’t even want my crocs back anymore

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skelesexual

i only like people with good bones

never ever again

osteoporosis? scoliosis? don’t even message me

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can we have just ONE civil discussion about chocolate for once

do you have ANY idea

how much a snickers bar actually costs

college knowledge

do you even care about the halloween economy?

fuck you

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yes, we have those

Perhaps I was too hasty in reaching this conclusion. I have discovered errors in my methodology. Significant errors. A good scientist would throw out this data and try it all again.

thy will

…Am I a good scientist?

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hush now

∇ Psittacosis
∇ Plague
∇ Rabies

brash delimiter

∇ Leptospirosis
∇ Toxoplasmosis
∇ Roundworm

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captive harmony

eugene, stop looking at me like that

no more

you’re making me uncomfortable

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the entitled companion

Interspersed between the grains of these rocks is kerogen – insoluble, partially degraded organic material that has not yet matured enough to generate hydrocarbons.

bull dozeThe kerogen in oil shale has its origins predominantly in the remains of lacustrine and marine algae, and contains minor amounts of spores, pollen, fragments of herbaceous and woody plants and remnants of other lacustrine, marine and land flora and fauna.

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sans

Risk of mortality is increased with BMI at all ages and for all categories of death.

sand marsh

A standard 5-ounce glass of wine contains 100-140 calories, depending on dryness or sweetness.

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beastly, gruesome

Disappointing, but not entirely unexpected. I dreaded this outcome; I could feel it in my stomach. The test itself was just a formality. It told me what I already knew.

holiday has been cancelledThere’s no redemption. Why did I think there would be? I was actually justified all along. I’m now free to proceed. But why isn’t this vindication satisfying?

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