ohio isn’t the potato state, man

i just want to stab those little bellies and play with their innards

growling cinder

it’ll be mighty fine. come on down

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Triumphantly! I shall mate you con gusto!

to prevent bleeding, consume

hall tassle

CONSUME

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your pillow shams are bullshit, carol

Bats produce pulses of sound at extremely high frequencies through their mouths. These pulses are separated by short periods of silence during which the bats listen for these sounds to bounce off objects and return. Bats have highly developed ears, which pinpoint objects and prey by detecting these echoes, even if these echoes are .1% as strong as the original sounds.

the-swedes

The human pheromones that work at attracting women are airborne particles that move through the air. They are released from the body through natural evaporation and a woman can detect them if she comes into direct contact with them. There are other types of pheromones that cannot become airborne. These are detected through touch. It’s one of the reasons why we like kissing so much.

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hot n’ sweet ruby red beets

DEEP WITHIN THE FORESTS OF IXOPO

turbulent star

THERE LIES AN IMMUTABLY RAVENOUS BEAST

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the small score

plate charger explanation

pen united

help FAQ what the fuck are plate chargers

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the storm calipers

But by the Colonel’s grace even our worst failures can drive us to depend on him more. He is not pleased when you and I fail, but he’s also not surprised. He knows what you’re really like, what I’m really like. Yet still he cooks for us.

skeleton mayor

Do you need to repent and confess your culinary sins to him? Absolutely. But your failure doesn’t have to ruin your faith in him. He still has plans for you on the other side of your failure. He can use your failure to draw you closer to him, to help you learn to depend on him more, to give you another chance to get it right.

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how about yes

Y’all come back now,

oh yes we do

ya hear?

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Take a Licking and Keep on Ticking

Perhaps the most certain sign of wellness in its broadest sense is . . . readiness to change. Organize the streets from inside the prisons.

tame reckoning

Greschner used to put names in the hat. Now he’s in the hat. Most scholars emphasize that lifestyle is an ongoing construction, one that can turn into an escalating arms’ war as people compete over important high status goods. If glassware is needed, if labs are needed, you know who to contact.

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7.00

Your horns and your hips sway so precisely. So melodically. Your axe always remains steady by your side. You menace me. I have known you for so long as my steadfast aggressor. You are my ever-vigilant shadow. You have been behind me whether I walk or run, and I can’t stop. I’ve never stopped. I don’t know what would happen if I did.

helios purpose

But your voice has faded as of late. It’s so cold and bright out here. I have begun to stroll. I want you to come for me again. Please, speak up. Speak up for me. Let me know you’re coming, let me know why I should still despair. Sing of my doom. I don’t want to stop.

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retire tumbleweed

You will need:

  • 1 or more black, blue or red candles (as many as you like)
  • A sterilized razor
  • A piece of clean paper, large enough to write the prayer
  • A dry pen, where you sign your name in blood (dip the tip of the pen in your blood)

palm flour

  1. Set the White Chocolate Cupcakes on a flat surface; generously pipe some of the frosting on each cupcake. Place them, upside down, on the tops of the larger cupcakes. Pipe some frosting on top of each small cupcake. Top each with a doughnut hole.
  2. Shape fondant into flat circles. Drape them loosely over a cupcake stack, pressing or creasing the fondant in places to make the stack look more ghostly. Repeat to make 12 ghostly cupcakes.
  3. For faces, use frosting to attach sunflower kernels to the fondant for eyes and mouths.
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