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This table, roughly carved at the side, has been polished with wax since first it began to bear food for men, and now the surface shines like a slightly undulating sea in a calm.

At night, the brass candlesticks are reflected in it as in still brown water; so are the vessels of glass and of silver and of pewter, and the flagons of wine.  No cloth is ever spread to hide this venerable splendour, nor, let us hope, ever will be.

Some people think you can’t go grocery shopping on an empty stomach, because you’ll buy too much. I think that’s bullshit. If you’re not hungry, how will you know what you really crave? That’s how you end up buying things like raisins.

Fuck raisins, man.

Electrical fires in homes account for over 26,000 residential fires annually, resulting in 280 deaths and over $1 billion in property loss in the United States.

It’s tough to cut young kids off a gift list, so turn to the adults. If your finances are limited, it’s worth asking adult friends and family members if they’d consider a gift swap or forego gifts altogether. They might actually think it’s a good idea.

you’re not invited. you’re not worthy of indulging.

never. never. never. never. nev