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all you motherfuckers are just jealous of my 9 identical pairs of khaki pants

Posted on August 22, 2014 by fwughox

It was already a fairly nice area of town, but the development that I visited was absolutely breathtaking. The walk up to the apartment number I’d scrawled down was along a floating breezeway overlooking an artificial lake. I ascended a … Continue reading →

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few clean opportunities

Posted on August 21, 2014 by fwughox

Why a refrigerator? Why’d that idiot have to put ’em in a goddamn fridge?  God, it stinks. It weighs a fuckin’ ton. As if drivin’ to the dump ain’t bad enough. Why a refrigerator? 

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minthe

Posted on August 20, 2014 by fwughox

We’ve missed him. We are filled with apology. It’s very humid in this place. We know we were planned to be present. We knew our role.

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not really panning out

Posted on August 13, 2014 by fwughox

Um, sir. Might I suggest. That we do not proceed with the exhumation?

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do your friends know?

Posted on August 12, 2014 by fwughox

what are you hiding. show it to me. WHAT IS IT.

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how to be a mormon teen

Posted on August 7, 2014 by fwughox

free dad recipes DAD RECIPES FREE DOWNLOAD

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GRANDPA NO

Posted on August 5, 2014 by fwughox

you think you can get away with doing that, you little shits? this walker is TITANIUM i don’t even want my crocs back anymore

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yes, we have those

Posted on July 30, 2014 by fwughox

Perhaps I was too hasty in reaching this conclusion. I have discovered errors in my methodology. Significant errors. A good scientist would throw out this data and try it all again. …Am I a good scientist?

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sans

Posted on July 25, 2014 by fwughox

Risk of mortality is increased with BMI at all ages and for all categories of death. A standard 5-ounce glass of wine contains 100-140 calories, depending on dryness or sweetness.

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she sleeps to hate

Posted on July 18, 2014 by fwughox

boys and girls take warning, if you go near the lake keep your eyes wide open and look for sneaky snake now maybe you won’t see him and maybe you won’t hear but he’ll sneak up behind you and drink … Continue reading →

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