Category Archives: ♡☭2ff℠Φκ

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URINE GUY HERE AGAIN. I’M LEAVING THE THREAD BECAUSE OF TROLLS AND SHILLS. TRY URINE THERAPY IF YOUR LIFE MEANS A GODDAMN THING TO YOU. OR DON’T. AND DIE. AND DISAPPEAR FOREVER. ALL BECAUSE YOU WERE AFRAID TO DRINK A BIT OF … Continue reading

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i don’t have to put up with this

better to reign in subway than serve in olive garden

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all you motherfuckers are just jealous of my 9 identical pairs of khaki pants

It was already a fairly nice area of town, but the development that I visited was absolutely breathtaking. The walk up to the apartment number I’d scrawled down was along a floating breezeway overlooking an artificial lake. I ascended a … Continue reading

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few clean opportunities

Why a refrigerator? Why’d that idiot have to put ’em in a goddamn fridge?  God, it stinks. It weighs a fuckin’ ton. As if drivin’ to the dump ain’t bad enough. Why a refrigerator? 

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minthe

We’ve missed him. We are filled with apology. It’s very humid in this place. We know we were planned to be present. We knew our role.

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not really panning out

Um, sir. Might I suggest. That we do not proceed with the exhumation?

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do your friends know?

what are you hiding. show it to me. WHAT IS IT.

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how to be a mormon teen

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GRANDPA NO

you think you can get away with doing that, you little shits? this walker is TITANIUM i don’t even want my crocs back anymore

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yes, we have those

Perhaps I was too hasty in reaching this conclusion. I have discovered errors in my methodology. Significant errors. A good scientist would throw out this data and try it all again. …Am I a good scientist?

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