Category Archives: ♡☭2ff℠Φκ

playing snakes and ladders in the bathroom at 3 pm

Some people think you can’t go grocery shopping on an empty stomach, because you’ll buy too much. I think that’s bullshit. If you’re not hungry, how will you know what you really crave? That’s how you end up buying things … Continue reading →

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jonesin’

Electrical fires in homes account for over 26,000 residential fires annually, resulting in 280 deaths and over $1 billion in property loss in the United States. It’s tough to cut young kids off a gift list, so turn to the … Continue reading →

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kitty kittee kittae

HELLO! Hello hello hello hello. FLUFFY! Fluff fluff fluff fluff.

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you and your “plus one”

you’re not invited. you’re not worthy of indulging. never. never. never. never. nev

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the apples

the apples the apples

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not our problem

ons sal dit nie regmaak nie ons sal jou nooit verlaat nie ons sal dit nie regmaak nie ons sal jou nooit verlaat nie

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let the healing begin

hey, pal i know you can hear me, friend you know you can’t hide from your problems forever, chum why don’t you come on up, buddy we can hug it out, mate come on, amigo

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bacterial anchovy

Crab-eating macaques also have the habit of inserting their hands in small burrows or holes to find crabs or other animals. In the mangrove swamp they have learned to feed on crabs, crustaceans, shellfish and other small animals exposed by the low … Continue reading →

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clean and bright

? might saY, Thankee, naY! But th’EYes o’th’Blind saY not NaY! nor Life? Yubetcha! but SYlvia ratHer, wi’Portents passé & drilled Salamander. Th’Blind seek e’er mitting fore’er t’squat. Wi’Potion removed, th’Disturbance, it wasn’t i’Sloth or UrgencY. Clouds resembling Silver Meat Grind

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DESCRIBE IT TO ME

what do you even do with your free time? you are a mystery to me. what is it that you do?

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