Category Archives: ♡☭2ff℠Φκ

it’s a serious problem

Lewis can only wear the costume (made out of six-month-old preserved chicken skins) for 45-minutes at a time to avoid blood poisoning from all the salt.

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i thought you were cool

john, calm down. damn

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compromising myself

i only wanted to protect you. i was only trying to protect you.

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she loves chopping lumber

those kinds of people aren’t good, you know. they don’t really sound that way, you realize? they’re faking you out.

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they’re retired, now

but very far from done

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let’s just trash it, okay

this has gone on long enough, gary. this has to stop now

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stuns, bruises, and bumps

is that what you truly believe? have you thought this through? do you really think so? do you?

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ghoulish goulash

<marm> tom <marm> i think eating an entire bag of jelly beans <marm> has gotten me high somehow? <marm> nothing makes snese tom

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you’re being unpleasant

please don’t turn on the radio i’m really not having a good time

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he-he-he-he

Slip the bottom half of the jack assembly onto the rod, on the opposite end from the male pipe threads.  Pressing the cam handles down onto their springs helps the assembly slide onto the rod.

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