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tongue me

some may think me a hedonistic man. not so. you will find me quite rigid and consistent.. especially in the case of my ablutions.

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SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT DOWN!!

no. wait. don’t. don’t shut it down.

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i’m cold, mother

you’re gone forever, sourpuss. you’re in our catty clutches, now~

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the tricks to remember

85.01%. 85.02%. 85.03%. 85.04% 85.05% 85.06%

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you’re in a given loss guide

PLASTIK JUNKE PLASTIK JUNKE PLASTIK JUNKE, HAH-HAH. STUPID AMERICAN.

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it’s true…

it is an act of cruelty i cannot atone for

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jump

like your cowardly little bitch of a father.

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the power of the gay

observe, jeffrey! PAY ATTENTION! how do we harness it?

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do you need a granola bar?

perhaps some candy? a chocolate bunny-rabbit? REMOVE ANY TRACE OF HER.

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leechy moans

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