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clashing quarry

sock puppets. sharking. They slaughtered 800 people in a four-hour frenzy – and then left. In the soft light of the stained glass windows, it is easy to track the path of the Tutsis’ vain attempts to escape the slaughter.  remote-controlled … Continue reading

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that’s a nice shirt, fred

Who are these people? These fucking millennials, with their twitter accounts and Tom’s shoes and micro-lending and macrobiotics. They smile smugly, with their liberal politics and conservative lifestyles. Their cross-fit and acro yoga. Fuck you, you inauthentic fuck. You obamapheliac … Continue reading

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chickin’ an’ dumplin’s

Yessir, just put your hand through the mirror, and we’ll melt away all your problems. He’ll melt away all your problems. For just 17 payments of $19.95. Batteries not included. Don’t flatter yourself. You are not complex.

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RUral COloniaL

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ma_any would say that! we are incapableek===

you know better than that, don’t you? you can sense it. the orange light which connects us all ? alright, i’m gonna pull the trigger. your operating system is snappier. impatient; that’s cheap. squeakers? Sincere welcoming. The festivities start with the raising … Continue reading

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she has needs

Being weary for a moment, he lay down by the wayside, and, using his burden for a pillow, fell into that dreamless sleep that kisses down his eyelids still. While yet in love with life and raptured with the world, … Continue reading

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We’ll find a solution.

you. It’s because nobody likes you. It’s because nobody likes you. It’s because nobody likes you. It’s because nobody likes you. It’s because nobody likes you. It’s because nobody likes you. It’s because nobody likes you. It’s because nobody likes you. It’s because nobody likes you. It’s because nobody likes … Continue reading

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Shh, shh. No, let me. Dear lamb, please. Allow me. Why do you strain yourself so? Enough lumber has been chopped. Please, darling, be calm. You’ll hurt yourself. There is enough, dearest. I’m worried; please stop. You’re bleeding.

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crestfallen!

The beating only stopped when ×Ñå*\¤ managed to pull the mask off one attacker and recognized him as a neighbor from down the street. Tickets are $27.50 and available right here. Space is limited, so reserve your spot while you can! C]•m … Continue reading

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mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm, yes?

You don’t think I understand you, but I do. You think you’re different. Better, and if not better, more introspective. You’re nothing special. You’re rot. I expect an answer, and sooner or later, I’ll get one – whether or not … Continue reading

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