Category Archives: ★â⇔∉☪〉w☍

the blooming road

your place or mine?

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theo’s plentiful harvest

WOMAN SEEKING REVENGE SMASHES WINDOWS OF ROMANTIC RIVAL’S HOME; DUMPS BOX OF LIVE RATS INSIDE “We’d have to say this is a first,” said county police.

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the skeleton’s plans

the holy KFC vessel has weakened, now is the time the chemicals are VYING for control

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that is quite enough

do you understand the gravity of what you have done, young miss why are you smiling? this is no time…

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can you make it gayer please

alright alright. okay. say when

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test of faith

You sold me. I’m with you. PLEASE, no more naked pregnant women on cover shoots. Please. You made your point.

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NOT RIGHT NOW

honey, please stop reading the newspaper and speak with our children honey?

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hot n’ sweet ruby red beets

DEEP WITHIN THE FORESTS OF IXOPO THERE LIES AN IMMUTABLY RAVENOUS BEAST

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the small score

plate charger explanation help FAQ what the fuck are plate chargers

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the storm calipers

But by the Colonel’s grace even our worst failures can drive us to depend on him more. He is not pleased when you and I fail, but he’s also not surprised. He knows what you’re really like, what I’m really … Continue reading

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