Author Archives: fwughox

i don’t have to put up with this

better to reign in subway than serve in olive garden

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all you motherfuckers are just jealous of my 9 identical pairs of khaki pants

It was already a fairly nice area of town, but the development that I visited was absolutely breathtaking. The walk up to the apartment number I’d scrawled down was along a floating breezeway overlooking an artificial lake. I ascended a … Continue reading

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few clean opportunities

Why a refrigerator? Why’d that idiot have to put ’em in a goddamn fridge?  God, it stinks. It weighs a fuckin’ ton. As if drivin’ to the dump ain’t bad enough. Why a refrigerator? 

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minthe

We’ve missed him. We are filled with apology. It’s very humid in this place. We know we were planned to be present. We knew our role.

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a divine cancer

She can still hear you. She can still hurt you. She remains vigilant of the corrupter’s influence. She weaves a path through her swamp.

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I still have need of you.

Axe Maiden, it’s been a very long time. How long do you think you truly, truly have? You can shut that door, but you will have difficulties locking it. How much longer will it hold?

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where is the limit?

i’ll have you konw that my wifiis of the purest quality  and has no trolls

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please,, continue

i need medication? I NEED MEDICATION? I THINKG Y OYU NIEED A BAT TO THE ISDE OF THE HEAD

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not really panning out

Um, sir. Might I suggest. That we do not proceed with the exhumation?

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do your friends know?

what are you hiding. show it to me. WHAT IS IT.

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