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plastic.

don’t disturb them. they’re doing important work.

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a word of caution

wait. waaaaiiiit.

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mhm

you said we’d be safe. you said he wouldn’t come back

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this is the last time

we’ve had it, gary. we’ve had it with your couponing

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wait a minute

i was … i was somebody… who… who am i?

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get out of here kiddo

a fucking PARTNER does NOT have to wait behind some 5 year old SHIT

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it’s a serious problem

Lewis can only wear the costume (made out of six-month-old preserved chicken skins) for 45-minutes at a time to avoid blood poisoning from all the salt.

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I WANT IT

don’t be a tease, darling

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i thought you were cool

john, calm down. damn

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not a hero

Let’s do this again some time

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