Author Archives: fwughox

this is the last time

Posted on June 5, 2015 by fwughox

we’ve had it, gary. we’ve had it with your couponing

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wait a minute

Posted on June 4, 2015 by fwughox

i was … i was somebody… who… who am i?

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get out of here kiddo

Posted on June 3, 2015 by fwughox

a fucking PARTNER does NOT have to wait behind some 5 year old SHIT

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it’s a serious problem

Posted on June 2, 2015 by fwughox

Lewis can only wear the costume (made out of six-month-old preserved chicken skins) for 45-minutes at a time to avoid blood poisoning from all the salt.

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I WANT IT

Posted on June 1, 2015 by fwughox

don’t be a tease, darling

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i thought you were cool

Posted on May 29, 2015 by fwughox

john, calm down. damn

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not a hero

Posted on May 28, 2015 by fwughox

Let’s do this again some time

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i really don’t need any more meatloaf

Posted on May 27, 2015 by fwughox

DEARIE, YOU HAVEN’T VISITED IN *AGES*. COME BACK TO GRANNY’S.

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compromising myself

Posted on May 26, 2015 by fwughox

i only wanted to protect you. i was only trying to protect you.

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large plant man

Posted on May 25, 2015 by fwughox

you’re a disappointment, ellen you’re a failure

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