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play it cool

YES, yes, YES, she knows that you’re just here for the vinegar. See what Great Uncle Thomas did there?

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there’s just gonna be more bird poop on it tomorrow, you know

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it’s at a good intensity!

sarge said you could exchange it, sarge said you weren’t nervous it’s only a little jelly.

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NEVER insult a man’s brand

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Space ain’t easy, Pierre.

5.53, 2.77, 10.2, 8.15, 2.21, 13.1 – you can’t be serious, right? Forget it.

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peel it off now. NOW! NOW!

🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ REPEAT: 🎅🏾

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bad robot date

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it wasn’t me

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xxx, love u hun

exotic, very exotic, thank you dear,

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good samurai

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