In flagrante delicto

A man and a woman who agree to share alcoholic beverages during an evening spent alone together are very likely hinting their sexual attraction towards one another. Surely, no sensible woman would agree to be alone with a man late at night and share drinks with him if she found him unattractive. I think because many of us are those characters.  Or at the very least we don’t see ourselves as leaders and celebrities like Buffy and Harry.  Many of us grew up being the sidekicks, the afterthoughts, just hoping for that one small chance to prove ourselves. In 2005, only 1,181 women were murdered by an intimate partner. That’s an average of just three women every day.

straight as a spring

Hellmann’s: Do you like barbies?
Ulysses: what
Ulysses: like, the toys, or
Hellmann’s: Yeah.
Ulysses: can’t say i’m a huge fan
Hellmann’s: I would say I am.
Ulysses: really
Hellmann’s: Definitely. I love them.
Hellmann’s: I cut them up. I cut them into little pieces, and re-arrange them.
Ulysses: frankenbarbie
Hellmann’s: Exactly! Then I masturbate onto them.
Ulysses: you lost me
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