Category Archives: ♡☭2ff℠Φκ

i will consume you, weak one

SCURRY AWAY LIKE THE ROACH YOU ARE

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if you don’t stop by the liquor store, don’t bother coming back

I’ll be in heaven. Heaven, I tell you.

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consult with me.

spindling top. spindling light magenta. why aren’t you naked?

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i never agreed to this!!

look at him eat all that quinoa. that dude’s hardcore.

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do you still plant plants?

Hey, Joel. Did you know that there are bees in your attic? There are bees in your roof. There are bees in your walls. They’re called “carpenter bees”. But don’t worry! They won’t harm you. Darling Joel.

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can you make telepathic contact with the ladder?

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sub four inches.

for the sake of it, let’s just argue that it’s not happening. what then?

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