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neon toilet

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the gambler’s high

Jeff. Jeffrey. Joeffery. Jefferey. Jeffry. Jefery. Jeefers. Jeffero. Jiffery. Jifferoo. Joffi. Jibbrey. Jockey. Jogger. Jibby. Jig. Sippy jiffy.

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Come on, boys and girls!

and one! and two! and one! and two!

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1836

How’saboutit? When’s the test? Did you get any trick-or-treaters? Did you see a glass? I can’t read the cuneiforms! I don’t want to die. They’re expecting me back. Please.

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the hunt ends

There. Now doesn’t that feel so much better?

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the final lawn solution

The end of all crabgrass is near. We will engineer its destruction. Join us, child.

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i never left, friend.

CANTALOUPE AND MELONS?CANTALOUPE AND MELONS?CANTALOUPE AND MELONS?CANTALOUPE AND MELONS?

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