Category Archives: ★â⇔∉☪〉w☍

Boneless pastries

Low carbohydrate. High fat. Soluble. Wa-aaa-a-ater. Soluble. Fat. Proprot.Ien. PROTien.Protein.s. A growing need for fiber. Vegetable starch. Gray. Tran sfat. Graaa=-ay. Low carbohydrate. Calcium. Calciiiium. Marrow. Starch, vegeegevegetable. VEGEetable. Starch. Marrow. WaAater. Protein. Fat.

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so you’ve found me

What are you here for, leper? Do you expect a prize? It’s all gone to shit now, anyway. You’re too late.

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some of us have fucking JOBS

you little shit

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have you ever tried sticking a pineapple in the toilet?

no no, seriously.

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put down that fucking guitar

If you suspect that you are the victim of A neuroblastoma, and your interactions with the family member are consistently painful – you may want to set some boundaries for your health’s sake. Know how much you can continue to reach … Continue reading

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gerald ford’s home for tiger atheists

Someone’s got a healthy glow about them! How long?

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KCAB M’I

Go get ’em, slugger. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Pin the tail on that donkey. You can teach a horse to fish, but you can’t keep him warm. Give him a wise trick, mile take he’ll … Continue reading

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