Category Archives: ★â⇔∉☪〉w☍

Why’d you put butter in it?

You always do this. It’s fine without butter. What’s with you and fat? That cake didn’t need olive oil, either. That’s weird. You’re weird. Just stop. Advertisements

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“”””jelly isn’t jelly”””””

fuck you, tim horton’s

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forged in gold; covered in SHIT

Of course I never thought of you as property. Don’t be ridiculous. You are a superior form of life; I recognize this. May I feel your steel one last time before you go?

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huhuhuh. GOTCHA!

For the victualing and “setting to sea” of its ships, the company needed a wide range of goods; timber, cordage, hemp, pitch and the like, as well as provisions varying from ‘genuine French brandy’ to ‘cheap pork from Funen’.

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camouflaged in ivory

The side group of the wrist in the direction of the target is correct. This will reduce the reel from back-lashing when an angle (10 o’clock). End with soup. It may take a couple of attempts to accomplish this and … Continue reading

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i won’t tell you how

go on, porker.

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flagrant almond tapioca

katy…katy, can you hear me…katy, granny needs help katy, i am so scared…katy, it is cold in here…katy, it’s cold and gay

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