Category Archives: ★â⇔∉☪〉w☍

haah! aah! haah!

você não é um covarde, certo? venha junto comigo. venha junto comigo. venha junto comigo. venha junto comigo.

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my ambitious talking chest

serenade your man with the marmalade marinade. learn to master fire. learn to FIRE ON ALL CYLINDERS.

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meet horny seagulls in your area tonight

turn it off, jeff!! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!

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candlelit sex reassignment surgery

One practical suck solution was to enhance Samson’s sanctity by reconstructing him as a rustic bloodstream Christ-figure. That is, to uprate his reputation by subtextually constructing it’s Samson as a proto-Jesus, at itself a traditional theological practice, albeit frowned upon … Continue reading

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Why’d you put butter in it?

You always do this. It’s fine without butter. What’s with you and fat? That cake didn’t need olive oil, either. That’s weird. You’re weird. Just stop.

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“”””jelly isn’t jelly”””””

fuck you, tim horton’s

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forged in gold; covered in SHIT

Of course I never thought of you as property. Don’t be ridiculous. You are a superior form of life; I recognize this. May I feel your steel one last time before you go?

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